It's wild how many of these so-called sabotage techniques happen daily in the workspace without even realizing it. I can’t tell if this website is being serious or just having a laugh. I don't know whether I find it funny or sad.
michaelt 5 days ago [-]
Is this a deep philosophical reflection on the nature of work and organisational behaviour?
Or does it simply reflect the fact a good sabotage technique is something you can get away with - and therefore it has to be something that happens daily in the workplace?
toomuchtodo 5 days ago [-]
Why not both?
ocdtrekkie 5 days ago [-]
That is, in fact, the point. You don't want to get caught/fired for sabotaging your company. The site suggests introducing additional perfectly explainable events which happen all the time, and are hard to assign blame to direct incompetence, but slow progress and cost money.
TheCraiggers 5 days ago [-]
I guess it's nice to know getting logged out of my accounts in 5 minutes is just an act of sabotage. Strangely, I'm more okay with that.
embedding-shape 5 days ago [-]
Crap, that "escape method" of "we'll redirect you away if you click too much" made it really hard to read the text.
Throwthrowbob 5 days ago [-]
It may just be me or my internet, but I tried this specifically to see the effect and it was a very slow escape (seemed delayed starting to load, and then loading the escape page).
SamBam 5 days ago [-]
I came to say the same thing: I love the idea of the quick escape, but some of the sites take way too long to load. They should prioritize sites with the fastest loading (smallest footprint) over some of the jokey-er websites like "43 Gifts for Every Type of Boss."
hananova 4 days ago [-]
I think it should blank the DOM, then redirect. Then the speed doesn't really matter.
yowayb 5 days ago [-]
I worked at a now-defunct defense contractor with the typical inefficiencies of hyper-secrecy and government waste.
A friend once asked, "aren't you conflicted that you're helping kill people?"
At the time, that question put serious doubt in my head. But years after, I realized all the inefficiency slows the machine down. Combine this with negative public opinion, and you've got the perfect machine for creating work that results in busy-ness and reduces actual battlefield harm.
The stories from this place are fun.
ChrisMarshallNY 5 days ago [-]
I think Raytheon scored #1 on the Dilbert Index, at one time...
psunavy03 4 days ago [-]
I frankly can't see how someone can look around at the world in 2026 and come to the conclusion that "military" == "automatically bad." There are bad actors in this world who would be more than happy to kill you and take your stuff because they feel like it, and these days some of them run countries.
4 days ago [-]
int_19h 4 days ago [-]
Yes, but some of them run countries where we live in (and therefore working for military contractors in this country is literally helping kill people to take their stuff). This includes US where tech is so heavily concentrated.
A (minor) plot point in Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash as well.
axus 5 days ago [-]
Replace paper towels with hand dryers!
nxobject 5 days ago [-]
But think of the cumulative hours wasted trying to find some!
Another thought: if bathrooms ran out of soap, how many extra illnesses would you get?
Cthulhu_ 5 days ago [-]
I'm afraid there's enough people that don't wash their hands for this to make a difference :/
0xTJ 5 days ago [-]
Be careful when you get down to "(11) General Interference with Organizations and Production", you might start thinking that your coworkers are CIA saboteurs.
sunrunner 5 days ago [-]
I’ve long suspected that my company’s previous Head of Architecture was a double agent, actually working for a competitor. I’ve never seen anyone create so much process that likely looks good to the board while slowing every single person down, yet never actively preventing anyone from doing anything.
I mean, it’s either that or they were just incompetent, and honestly the double-agent theory is more fun. Although, Hanlon’s Razor and all...
There's a bunch of really interesting declassified documents if you want to go down a historical rabbit hole. A long time ago I remember reading top secret messages that were sent back and forth between Kennedy and his military strategists in the days leading up to the Bay of Pigs. Feels like reading history from the source.
Liquix 5 days ago [-]
The remote viewing declassified documents available at the CIA reading room are mind blowing IMO. Keyword to search: "GRILL FLAME"
I feel like so many people I've worked with have read this and use it like a guide. I now sort of wonder if they were plants put there by competitors...
eerikkivistik 4 days ago [-]
I once sent this as a reference to a government agency I was consulting, to illustrate to them, how they operated.
FergusArgyll 5 days ago [-]
> Use the information as you see fit.
bluedino 5 days ago [-]
The "Managers and Supervisors" section is like a reverse Joel test for many jobs.
rolph 5 days ago [-]
i believe the ACB devoted a chapter to similar topics.
the cat has been out of the bag for some time, regarding what amounts to guerilla or grayman tactics.
drkravitz 5 days ago [-]
Obligatory music video that should be playing during this topic:
(Reposts are fine after a year or so; links to past threads are just to satisfy extra-curious readers)
mmaunder 5 days ago [-]
It’s as if our country has trained millions of our citizens in the art of harming others and destroying their communities and societies. And then gamified it for our kids and created entertainment that glorifies and celebrates it. We’re so fucked.
gverrilla 5 days ago [-]
"as if"
sneak 5 days ago [-]
A reminder: ICE is on a hiring spree with little/no background checking.
junglistguy 5 days ago [-]
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johnea 5 days ago [-]
Sure, just go fetch the sabotage manual from cia.gov!
That absolutely will never ever get your IP on a watch list or anything 8-/
cardamomo 5 days ago [-]
We should create a committee to see if this actually has an effect. A minimum of 24 members should be sufficient. After we have a quorum, we can independently test your hypothesis and report back to the committee. Once we reach consensus, let's report back to this thread.
NitpickLawyer 5 days ago [-]
Ah! It's great that you've already set up the committee. Before we do any hypothesis testing, I would like us to discuss the resource consumption of
a) this committee's gatherings (especially when we have a quorum) resource allocations as related to miscellaneous consumables (e.g. paper and pencils) and
b) the overall energy usage of all our members (especially when using such tools as VPNs and dual monitors) when remote gathering and
c) the proper removal and safe disposal of the plastic water bottles (including but not limited to their caps) after an in person meeting
Barring these estimations and their precise tracing throughout the lifetime of one of our meetings, I'm afraid I'll insist on postponing any such meetings, until we'll have the possibility of performing such estimations, or a higher power decides to maybe wave some (if not all) of the above. In which case we should then proceed to propose alternative avenues towards the facilitation of such re-estimating, or re-analysis as needed.
russfink 5 days ago [-]
zOMG dying laughing here
actionfromafar 5 days ago [-]
Regular HN discussion about wind vs nuclear.
baldgeek 5 days ago [-]
That won't get you put on a watchlist. You have to a little more than access it. I bet that millions before this post was even created have accessed that document.
GolfPopper 5 days ago [-]
I'm more concerned with the wisdom of downloading a document in a format known to be exploitable hosted by an intelligence agency of a government known for a recent uptick in aggressive domestic policing?
Spy agencies are presumably pretty good at learning which signal is signal and which is noise.
Given how commonly this is referenced in corporate presentations to point out that the antipatterns from the sabotage manual are how many companies run nowadays, it's either going to be a meaninglessly big watchlist or no watchlist.
regentbowerbird 5 days ago [-]
True. Let's post the URL to a popular website to add noise to the data.
jjkaczor 5 days ago [-]
If you are that concerned, it's available from Anna's Archive and/or other shadow libraries. This thing has been floating around for decades...
Heck - you can buy a physical copy from Amazon...
jansan 5 days ago [-]
I think I have downloaded it about ten times in the last fifteen years. Noone came knocking so far.
shawn_w 5 days ago [-]
For bonus watchlist points grab a copy of The Anarchists Cookbook at the same time.
sneak 5 days ago [-]
Every IP is being watched.
impossiblefork 5 days ago [-]
The CIA are probably for the most part reasonable people, or if they aren't, hopefully not that kind of crazy. They probably want people to look at their history stuff.
Think "look, our predecessor organizations helped defeat the Nazis/Imperial Japan and did reasonable stuff". I'm not sure whether this text is propaganda to get people to work more effectively or an actual sabotage manual, but whatever it is, that's still the signal, I think. At best keeping this on your website is like trying to say "Our stuff taught people to resist Nazis and similarly bad people", at worst it's like trying to say "look, here's a really entertaining way to trick people into being productive".
DontchaKnowit 4 days ago [-]
"The CIA are probably for the most part reasonable people"
What CIA are you talking about? Maybe we have diferent definitions of reasonable, but the CIA I know of are absolutely fucking wicked, morally bankrupt snakes.
downrightmike 5 days ago [-]
Where;s the Iran > Contra > Inner-City crack epidemic book?
Maybe we can borrow the sackler's copy?
FuriouslyAdrift 5 days ago [-]
Nah... it just adds another tag to your id in Gotham
windowpains 5 days ago [-]
Can’t they just watch everyone? I mean too much data is only a problem until you have AI.
margalabargala 5 days ago [-]
It's true. "Getting you on a list" is the outdated consequence, "having a flag set in your file" is the new way.
windowpains 5 days ago [-]
Someone here probably works for Alex Karp and can give us the low down. I’d imagine it’s a virtual clone of some sort which can be put into simulated environments and observed.
fenwick67 5 days ago [-]
another day another field effecting the "deviant" weight in the FBI's model
Rendered at 18:50:59 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) with Vercel.
Or does it simply reflect the fact a good sabotage technique is something you can get away with - and therefore it has to be something that happens daily in the workplace?
A friend once asked, "aren't you conflicted that you're helping kill people?"
At the time, that question put serious doubt in my head. But years after, I realized all the inefficiency slows the machine down. Combine this with negative public opinion, and you've got the perfect machine for creating work that results in busy-ness and reduces actual battlefield harm.
The stories from this place are fun.
The world's greatest spy agency at work.
Another thought: if bathrooms ran out of soap, how many extra illnesses would you get?
I mean, it’s either that or they were just incompetent, and honestly the double-agent theory is more fun. Although, Hanlon’s Razor and all...
Part of the larger Stargate Project:
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project_(U.S._Army_un...>
the cat has been out of the bag for some time, regarding what amounts to guerilla or grayman tactics.
https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE
R.I.P. MCA
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Simple sabotage for software (2023) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40695839 - June 2024 (75 comments)
Simple Sabotage Field Manual – How to Destroy Your Organizations - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36831946 - July 2023 (95 comments)
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(Reposts are fine after a year or so; links to past threads are just to satisfy extra-curious readers)
That absolutely will never ever get your IP on a watch list or anything 8-/
a) this committee's gatherings (especially when we have a quorum) resource allocations as related to miscellaneous consumables (e.g. paper and pencils) and
b) the overall energy usage of all our members (especially when using such tools as VPNs and dual monitors) when remote gathering and
c) the proper removal and safe disposal of the plastic water bottles (including but not limited to their caps) after an in person meeting
Barring these estimations and their precise tracing throughout the lifetime of one of our meetings, I'm afraid I'll insist on postponing any such meetings, until we'll have the possibility of performing such estimations, or a higher power decides to maybe wave some (if not all) of the above. In which case we should then proceed to propose alternative avenues towards the facilitation of such re-estimating, or re-analysis as needed.
Given how commonly this is referenced in corporate presentations to point out that the antipatterns from the sabotage manual are how many companies run nowadays, it's either going to be a meaninglessly big watchlist or no watchlist.
Heck - you can buy a physical copy from Amazon...
Think "look, our predecessor organizations helped defeat the Nazis/Imperial Japan and did reasonable stuff". I'm not sure whether this text is propaganda to get people to work more effectively or an actual sabotage manual, but whatever it is, that's still the signal, I think. At best keeping this on your website is like trying to say "Our stuff taught people to resist Nazis and similarly bad people", at worst it's like trying to say "look, here's a really entertaining way to trick people into being productive".
What CIA are you talking about? Maybe we have diferent definitions of reasonable, but the CIA I know of are absolutely fucking wicked, morally bankrupt snakes.
Maybe we can borrow the sackler's copy?